It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the eighth day of lucid game dreams, Henry fell asleep on the couch and had that final dream…
When he awoke, he had the Keys of Liberation. Turns out they fell into the couch again.
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the seventh day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the sixth day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
Henry: I’m looking for Eileen. Have you seen Eileen?
Leon: Sorry, I can’t help you. My assignment is to search for the president’s missing daughter. I’m not gonna let you just tag along so we can sing Kumbaya together at some boyscout bonfire.
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the fifth day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
Dear Mario: Please come to the castle. I’ve baked a cake for you. Also, a weird man just jumped out of a rogue warp pipe in my castle wall.
Yours truly– Princess Toadstool, Peach.
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the fourth day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
Traversing the land of Hyrule, Link and his faithful steed searched for rupees. He only needed 27 more to buy his bow back from that jerk at the Mystery Item Shop (and his stupid bird…).
A circle of flowers marked an area that was sure to hold a secret, and Link played his ocarina proud and true. That telltale twinkle played from who knows where as stars danced on the rock face in front of him…
A man popped out of the wall. A perfectly proportioned, non-anime-looking… Hylian? Link was unsure. The man wasn’t cartoonish enough to be real.
Not yet ready to run another errand for yet another random stranger (his bow was still held captive by that swindler in town), Link and Epona galloped away.
”I’m looking for… Eileen…” Henry muttered, but it was too late. Link and Epona rode into the Hyrulian sunset, and probably killed some moblins or something.
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the third day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
Rollin’ around at the speed of sound,
Got places to go, gotta follow my- WHAT THE HELL!?
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. On the second day Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
I next fought the Metroids on their homeworld, SR388. I completely eradicated them except for a larva named Henry, which after hatching followed me like a confused child…
It all started eight days ago during an all-night gaming session. Henry fell asleep on the couch and started having strange dreams…
One other thing… he couldn’t leave Room 302…
Bill: Zoey!!
Francis: I hate Zoey being dead.
Henry: What the hell…? What is this?
Francis: Hey, this joker just came out of that sewage pipe! He smells like a dead cat…
Bill: Ask him if he has any pills.
Henry: I don’t get this… Where’s Eileen?
Francis: Who’s Eileen?
Bill: Nevermind that! Grab a weapon and shoot these bastards!
Henry: I’ve got some candles…
All: …
VOTE PASSED! KICKING PLAYER Henry…
It’s Sunderland Family movie night and the entire cast of Silent Hill 2 is invited to watch The Shining! Click the image for full size.
